This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
People who work in Disneyland or Walt Disney World amusement parks are held to a higher standard than the employees of most companies, or even other theme parks. Let’s take a look at some of the interesting (and some disappointing) rules these “cast members,” as they’re known by Disney, have to live by!
These are so fucking awesome except the fact that they don’t allow people with tattoos thats just lame as fuck
I am Disney Cast Member and this is all true.
these are all so fucking true and it’s what made the experience ALMOST A BIT HELLISH AT THE SAME TIME
the tattoo isn’t necessarily true though…you can have them as long as you can cover them up
i knew a lot of people with tattoos and piercings laksjdf
I had to wait a month to have my plug holes grow back to normal size and be evaluated by a Disney representative in order to be approve to be placed on to a waiting list to get a job in the food department.
I did it all for nothing because 3 months later I got an email saying they filled all available positions and that I would have to reapply.
By then I was 305% done with that company and there desire for all cast members to have a “wholesome” look.
I don’t understand how body modifications have to do with being “wholesome” but alright.
They also don’t allow men to have hair “Past the ear, or shirt collar”. In Australia, that’s can be classed as gender discrimination.
With all of their guidelines it seems as if I’m gonna become a Disney princess guys! Wish me luck!
Some of these actually make me angry…
Well I’m definitely not working there now
Disney doesnt play around. Yeesh.
I think it’s nice that they want all their employees to look professional. A lot of jobs have a “no visible tattoos” clause…key word here: visible. Also everyone who works there is very friendly and that’s important :)
The height rule sucks ass. That’s the reason I will never be employed for my dream job even though I may look the part and be a great kids animator.
"If you can dream it, you can do it" Yeeeaaahh right Disney.
Avengers AU - S.H.I.E.L.D detains superheroes rather than working with them. (x)
└ You want to know what went wrong? How this, breakout could have been prevented? Lets start with the prisoners. I mean, who would bring those people together and not expect what happened? Maybe it’s for the best they escaped. Look around, the world is falling apart and we’re hoarding our best chance at salvation. Hiding them in deep dark corners because we’re so afraid of them; afraid that they’re the monsters our parents told us about at night. Take a look in the mirror, the real monsters are staring back.
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.
how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.